Kittified

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I know there’s a lot of Hello Kitty lovers in the world (and maybe even a few on this blog), but this guy thinks Sanrio is taking their licensing deals a bit too far. And he wants it to stop!

Kittyhell.com “one mans life with cute overload” is a clever, witty blog about one mans rant on everything Hello Kitty.

I’m fully aware that Hello Kitty is a hot commodity. But, until stumbling upon this site I had no idea that hello Kitty was actually poised for global branding domination. Below are just some of the MANY products the Kitty has her paws in. From pizza (pictured above) to men’s underwear. Disturbing and laughable all at the same time.

Hello Kitty public transportation (Italy).

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Check your blood pressure with Hello Kitty.

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Obvious.

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Um, no comment.

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Ultra feminine Hello Kitty Mineral Water? Sure. Why not.

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Hit the range in style with this Hello Kitty AR-15 Military Style Rifle. 

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I know, you were thinking that was just a photoshopped image. Nope. It’s a real gun.

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Saved the best for last. Hello Kitty Cocaine. Wait, what?!

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After spending quite a bit of time on kittyhell.com, I feel like it might be time to go ahead and cut up my Hello Kitty Visa Platinum Plus credit card and quietly wait for the Hello Kitty Army to take over.

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