Found this gem via nerdapproved.com:
No matter what time it is, you can rest assured that John Mayer is somewhere out there being a douchebag.

Harsh? Maybe.
Funny? Absolutely.
That’s what time it is.
Buy it here.
*Disclaimer – The views and opinions expressed by nerdapproved.com and the Mayer clock do not necessarily reflect the views and opinions of Sound Off or its affiliates.